Monday, August 24, 2015


Comparing governments:


Congress
Hum Sarkaar hum mai baap syndrome. Rogues gallery. With the cockiness and ferociousness of a bull dozer.
Consider Kapil Sibal, P Chidambaram, Digvijay Singh, Manish Tewari, Renuka Chowdhury, Veerappa Moily, Nominal head: see-no-good, do-no-good, speak-no-good-or-bad MMS.
Run with an iron hand by the woman with an iron fist and sardar of cockiness SG.
(Aside: her recent embrace with Sumitra Mahajan should be included as a must in psychology text books for the study of body language. Mahajan went all out and would have even touched her feet to get that hug; Ms G barely yielded, the stiff upper and lower lip intact)

AAP
Sarkaar ki aisi-taisi syndrome. Even when in sarkaar.
Persecution complex. Auto-tuned to revolt and rebel, whether it is against the government of the day or their own partymen. Even in government, their primary job is to demand rights, perks, privileges and when those are granted, to ask for some more. The world conspires and AAP fights them all.

BJP
Hum akele sarkaar banane ke liye kaafi hain. All work and no play as PM and PMO plays hawk. Sleepless nights syndrome. For the first time, ministerial berths and key bureaucratic posts are looking for takers. Incumbents are begging off work. Kursi nahi chahiye, neend chahiye!

Take your pick.

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