Post-election trauma for P-p-pa-Rahu and K-k-kajeriwal (the rahu-ketu of Indians):

Tide and Rin have competition from Congress. Itni zabardast dhulai hui hai.

There is a great Rahul Gandhi wave in the country... Everyone is waving him good bye.

Congress: "Rahul-baba, jahan bhi ho, ghar aa jao. Mata aur behen dono pareshan hai. Koi kuch nahi kahega; sari jimmedari Manmohan-uncle ne li hai. Jaldi aa jao, bas."

Sonia and Rahul should not resign. Otherwise, Congress may recover.

Manmohan Singh's wife goes to Sonia Gandhi's house... To get the remote control back.

"Why is the mute button worn out?" asks Mrs Singh.

Manmohan Singh went to the vegetable market, the morning following his resignation.

Manmohan: Gobi kitni ki hai?

Vendor: Bas kar, rulayega kya, pagle? Free hai, tere liye. Pehli baar aawaaz suni hai teri!

Manmohan Singh begins work on his autobiography titled, "5 Mistakes of My Life: 2G, 3G, Sonia G, Rahul G, and Rahul G ke Jija G".

Congress ki samasya ye hai ki jo yuva josh Rahul Gandhi me hona chahiye woh Digvijay Singh me hai.

Ab to Congress ke bhi achche din aane wale hain.

ND Tiwari ke baad, Digvijay Singh bhabhi laane wale hai.

Girlfriend: Jaanu, aaj milte hai.

Boyfriend: Kahan milna hai?

Girlfriend: Koi sunsaan si jagah, jaha koi na ho.

Boyfriend: Thik hai, fir ek gante me Congress Head Office me milte hai.

Arvind Kejriwal got more slaps than seats!

Even Tata Nano has more seats than the Aam Admi Party!

Arvind Kejriwal says that Aam Janata has also become corrupt.